Got a "guidance" meeting with a banker today

Context : Building a company, some blockchain and tokens involved

A palmares of what he said :

"Without us bank, we would be sucking roxks with salt as of today. We saved you guys during the subprimes 2009 crisis and the covid"

"Yea, unregulated tokens will create bubles, regulation is necessary, we do it for peoples good"

"Yea crypto will fall, time will tell"

"Social Economic Responsabilities conventions are good for you guys, and we manage them, us, trusted third party"

Objective was not to shoot crap at this guy, so i didn't retaliate, but o man.. I'm almost dying laughing right now, a few hours after this meeting.